Total Medals Earned: 499 (From 113 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,555 Points
Medals Earned: 13/13 (350/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)
kill son of ghost
kill parents of ghost
you are dead
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/130 points)
Kill the first boss.
Defeat the first 5 bosses.
Defeat all 10 bosses.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
We have more great games, bro!
Out of the park!
Hoop it up!
Footsport is the best sport.
Score 100000 broints!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/395 points)
Finished Level 2
Finished Level 1
Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Finished Level 7
Finished Level 4
Finished Level 5
Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Finished Level 9
Finished Level 8
Completed the game.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/40 points)
show a bug who's boss
collect 70 or more coins
complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/590 points)
Kill an enemy with your fist
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill 100 enemies
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps